Who Can’t Wait for Saturday at 6PM? Me!

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Good news everyone!  The world’s ending tomorrow at 6PM!  That one guy said so, and he hasn’t been wrong in over 15 years.  I haven’t been this excited since I punched out Buzz Aldrin in ‘88!

I’m especially looking forward to the big earthquake!  It may finally shake loose that wad of sunflower seeds and fatback that got lodged in my lower intestine back when Nixon resigned.  While you idiots are panicking and praying to your spaghetti gods, I’ll be laughing behind the wheel of my rascal while I flatten your pets!  I don’t care how floppy and cute their ears are!  Those little shits should know better than to dig in my onion garden!

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We’ll miss you.

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The Church of Latter Day Juggalos has announced that THEY TOO believe the world will end tomorrow. They’ve also advised everyone to stock up on Faygo, as it will be the new currency in the coming post-apocalyptic clown-scape.

Fresh from our brain ovens…

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Fast Five Trailer - Laugh Force Alpha Style

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Here what all the critics who were forced to watch this movie because it’s their job think about Hollywood’s latest action blockbuster!

Fast Five Reviews Trailer

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Flannel Died With Kurt Cobain, You Thrift Store Bastards!

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Well, that was unpleasant!  I’m not sure that smell will ever come out.  Kind of like curried garbage.
So, another day, another reason to be grumpy. What about? I’ll tell you what…
Goddamn hipsters!  All I want is to drive my Rascal through the village and get a gyro sandwich, but no!  You asshole hipsters have to be clogging the sidewalk, standing around drinking your goddamn lattés and looking at your fucking phones and not laughing at shit that’s really funny like a bunny farting in its sleep!
You take me to a new level of grumpy!  Get a real job cleaning up high school bathrooms, and get some goddamn character!
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