Episode 8: Big Babies
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What’s with all of these UN delegates aboard the Fortress of Laughitude? Don’t they realize that misfortune befalls the “guests” of this place? Perhaps, they’ve come to their senses and are finally pulling the plug on this operation? Wait a minute. What’s that noise? It’s muffled screaming… very nasally muffled screaming. The Unibrowed Oil Child must be having another temper tantrum. Ah well, better check it out. It might be connected…
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Tags: auntie riboflavin, babies, babysitter, civil war letters, episode 8, frank jones
Frank Jones: Deleted Love Song
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Frank Jones, smitten with his lovely new robot wife, V.A.L., sings her a post coital love ballad that ended up on our cutting room floor.
Enjoy, and please stay tuned this Friday for Episode 8 of Laugh Force Alpha featuring the thrilling conclusion of Frank Jones and his robo-spouse!
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Frank Jones: Refresher Course in Training
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Hey kids, the conclusion of Frank Jones and his new Robo-wife comes out this Friday, but here’s part one again, just to keep you in the know. It’s robo-licous! PREPARE FOR DATA TRANSFER!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUPehJbHaZ0
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A Vault without a gun…
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Howdy there folks, it’s me, your LFA Historian, and gee whiz am I scared outta my wits this time. Found a new vault to explore, but it’s the creepiest damn stairway I ever saw, and I got no way to defend myself. If only I had a gun and not just some old Laugh Force Alpha sketch ABOUT guns. Oh well, this’ll have to do…
A Gun-Brought to you by Scrotco
…then again, I guess I could always send my Mom down there first. HEY MOM! There’s balloons… all colors down there. Why doncha head on down and get yourself a few dozen! Do they float? Yes indeed they do.
Tags: classic, gun, LFA Historian, Vault
A Vault full of Cocaine
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Oh hi there! It’s me, your LFA Historian. I’m just sitting here, stoking the fire, and trying to stay warm. Sent my mom outside to scrounge up some firewood, but I didn’t bother to tell her that there ARE no trees on the moon. I’m sure she’ll figure that out soon enough. That or die of exposure, whichever comes first. Me on the other hand, I’ll be just fine. I got plenty of things to burn right here, like these old Laugh Force Alpha records and tape reels. I know, I know, aren’t I destroying rare classic comedy? Not at all. Most of this stuff is total crap. But ya got to do what ya got to do to survive a winter on the moon.
What’s that? You didn’t know there was winter on the moon? Well sure, it’s always winter on the dark side of the moon. No snow, but it’s always a couple thousand degrees below zero. It makes skinny dipping a bit difficult, but I like it. Also, what’s up with all the damn prisms?
Anywho, it’s starting to get a little nippy in here, so I think I’ll just burn this one by my foot and… HEY! It’s a Cocaine Pushing Scotsman episode from the early 2000’s! Well, I guess I better post this one… and then I’ll burn it.
Cocaine Pushing Scotsman Pizza Emporium
(Banging on vault door)
Eh, I’m pretty cozy right here. I’ll let her in at sunrise.
Tags: Classics, Cocaine, LFA Historian, Vault