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Well, that was unpleasant! I’m not sure that smell will ever come out. Kind of like curried garbage.
So, another day, another reason to be grumpy. What about? I’ll tell you what…
Goddamn hipsters! All I want is to drive my Rascal through the village and get a gyro sandwich, but no! You asshole hipsters have to be clogging the sidewalk, standing around drinking your goddamn lattés and looking at your fucking phones and not laughing at shit that’s really funny like a bunny farting in its sleep!
You take me to a new level of grumpy! Get a real job cleaning up high school bathrooms, and get some goddamn character!