Transmitting…transmitting…contact

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            I wonder what this blinking light means…wait a tic…I think that means this doo-wacky is transmitting!  Sweet!  Everyone else thought I couldn’t get this to work.  Well, they can just blow it out their shorts, especially Professor Killjoy!

            Man, this is all coming together, and it’s about damn time too.  We’ve been up here for almost two years without even a “how’s it going,” and now we’ve got a documentary crew on board and this doo-wacky working.  Finally, we’ll be able to share our findings with the whole world!  I mean, what else is everyone going to be doing?  I shot down all of the TV networks’ satellites.  Well, all the good ones anyway.  I suppose you can still watch the 24 Hour Hangnail Network or the Hallmark Channel, but why would you?  Our stuff is so much more entertaining!  For example, check out the first audio recording the documentary crew did of us!  And stick with this thingy-mablob to keep up with what we’re doing here on the Fortress of Laughitude!  You’ll get more from Yours Truly, plus others of the crew.  Just don’t believe anything Sleazor says.  He violates children.

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One Response to “Transmitting…transmitting…contact”

  1. D.I.E. Says:
    May 31st, 2009 at 10:31 am

    And so the madness begins. Damn it, where did I put my giant foam finger?

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