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A Message from the Henchman Malthor
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From the Desk Re-purposed Milk Crate of Malthor:
Hello everyone. Malthor here, and today I need to talk to you about something very important: Twitter. Now first, let me say that Twitter is in fact one of the least important things in this world. I might also say that Twitter is on of the most mind destroyingly stupid inventions ever birthed by man in the whole of human history. However, my discount therapist says I need an outlet to vent the frustrations I have over my roommate/villainous employer. As she was squatting to pick up a fresh dollar bill off the stage with neither her hands nor feet, she suggested that I use Twitter as a way to express myself. She says I keep too much inside and that I should be an exhibitionist… or was it an extravert? Anyway, as per her suggestion, I will be posting my deepest and darkest thoughts and feelings on my Twitter page for all to see. If you have a question or comment, let it fly. I may respond, or I mayn’t. I hope that this will assist me well in the bettering of my mental health. With your help, and the help of Twitter, I may one day be able to get a lap dance without crying hysterically.
Endlessly an Indentured Servant to Frank Jones,
Malthor the Indignant
http://twitter.com/HenchmanMalthor
Tags: frank jones, Lap dance, malthor, Twitter
Frank Jones and Henchman Malthor Go to Chuuuch
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Characters
Last week’s Number One Single playing on late-nigh easy-listening radio stations in Khartoum, it’s “Going to Chuuch” by Frank Jones: Super Villain in Training and Henchman Malthor! Download to your digital media-playing device the tune that is being listened to by certain people in war-torn countries around the world!
Frank and Malthor Go to Chuuuch
Tags: chuuuch, diggity, frank jones, malthor, rap