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Mmm, Padma Lakshmi…Oh, Dear God No!!!!
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Crew
Okay, so here I am on a Friday night searching desperately for more videos of Padma Lakshmi (of Hardee’s commercial and evidently book-writing fame) soul-kissing condiments, when I come across this guy. Needless to say, I put my pants back on.
Incidentally, if anyone comes across a video of Padma wrestling a ten-foot tall chocolate Easter Bunny under the Southwest sun, please let me know.
Tags: burger, hardees, lakshmi, leg, licking, padma, unibrow
Some Old Bullshit: Libror
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Crew
Back in the olden days of the Matt and Ben Show, Matt and Ben had a radio crush on a fellow radio show called the Stump and Dingo Show. So enamored were Matt and Ben, they would fight for Stump and Dingo’s affections by fetching coffee in sub-zero weather while wearing basketball shorts and infiltrating locked buildings on Ball State’s campus. In their greatest display of ass-kissing, Matt and Ben created audio bits customized for Stump and Dingo’s entertainment. Matt’s Michael Bolton-esque song proclaiming his love for Stump and Dingo is lost to the annals of audio history. Ben, having viewed the shit-terrible Zardoz (a 1974 John Boorman film starring Sean Connery) with Stump and Dingo for Bad Movie Night, created Libror.
The bit is loaded with jokes that you’d probably only get from watching that awful movie. Here, suffer through a trailer, so you can at least notice that Sean Connery is wearing a pink Speedo with go-go boots throughout the entire film.
Tags: bullshit, john boorman, libror, matt and ben, old, sean connery, zardoz
Transmitting…transmitting…contact
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Crew
I wonder what this blinking light means…wait a tic…I think that means this doo-wacky is transmitting! Sweet! Everyone else thought I couldn’t get this to work. Well, they can just blow it out their shorts, especially Professor Killjoy!
Man, this is all coming together, and it’s about damn time too. We’ve been up here for almost two years without even a “how’s it going,” and now we’ve got a documentary crew on board and this doo-wacky working. Finally, we’ll be able to share our findings with the whole world! I mean, what else is everyone going to be doing? I shot down all of the TV networks’ satellites. Well, all the good ones anyway. I suppose you can still watch the 24 Hour Hangnail Network or the Hallmark Channel, but why would you? Our stuff is so much more entertaining! For example, check out the first audio recording the documentary crew did of us! And stick with this thingy-mablob to keep up with what we’re doing here on the Fortress of Laughitude! You’ll get more from Yours Truly, plus others of the crew. Just don’t believe anything Sleazor says. He violates children.