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Episode 8: Big Babies
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What’s with all of these UN delegates aboard the Fortress of Laughitude? Don’t they realize that misfortune befalls the “guests” of this place? Perhaps, they’ve come to their senses and are finally pulling the plug on this operation? Wait a minute. What’s that noise? It’s muffled screaming… very nasally muffled screaming. The Unibrowed Oil Child must be having another temper tantrum. Ah well, better check it out. It might be connected…
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Tags: auntie riboflavin, babies, babysitter, civil war letters, episode 8, frank jones
Episode 7: Brought to You By…
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Great. Looks like a new billboard popped up overnight, and this one’s hawking a posturepedic bed of nails that claims better lumbar support and bacne-battling capabilities. This is getting ridiculous. Where are these things coming from, and why? Guess it’s time to track down Swiss and the Unibrowed Oil Child…
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Tags: advertising, amazing products, billboard, cock gobblers, corporate, daily grind, darryl motors, denise richards, disinterested diamonds, episode 7, kadouche, sponsor, supreme court rumble
Episode 6: All You Need is Love… and a Corporate-Ordered Intervention
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Why is everyone on this space station avoiding you? Every time you stumble upon someone, they scatter like cockroaches, giggling and mumbling about Valentine’s Day and medieval weaponry. Hmm. Now you smell something in the air. You’re pretty sure it’s not love…
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Tags: 1950s sex, disinterested diamonds, episode 6, frank jones, love, love doctor, podcast, ted roberts, valentine
Episode 5: Merry, Happy, HOLIDAY SEASON!
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Something’s wrong. There has been a significant decline in anger-based activity aboard the Fortress of Laughitude. The crew hasn’t been this mellow since the time the runoff from Rainbow Sunflower’s hydroponics garden mixed with the drinking water. Heck, D.I.E. hasn’t even locked you in the Depressurizer lately. Not that you mind this, but it wouldn’t be a bad idea to find out if this recent good behavior isn’t just to lull you into a false sense of security…
Note: As a holiday present to us, celebrities lent their voices! No wait, that’s a lie. They were impersonated, as usual.
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Tags: cakefarts, dirty ole santa, episode 5, frank jones, holiday, liza minnelli, podcast, zombie assholes
Episode 4: Extra-Terrestrial Bondage
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Gah! Cripes! Fell into another hole… Is the Fortress of Laughitude that poorly constructed? No, this looks like it has been dug recently by someone who wears a lot of Skin Bracer cologne. Now, what’s that playing over the ship’s intercom system? Sounds like a shrill prospecting tune. Better check it out…
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Tags: alien, cocaine pushing scotsman, cock gobblers, episode 4, midgets in space, podcast, slurpy