Archive for December, 2009
Episode 5: Merry, Happy, HOLIDAY SEASON!
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Podcasts
Something’s wrong. There has been a significant decline in anger-based activity aboard the Fortress of Laughitude. The crew hasn’t been this mellow since the time the runoff from Rainbow Sunflower’s hydroponics garden mixed with the drinking water. Heck, D.I.E. hasn’t even locked you in the Depressurizer lately. Not that you mind this, but it wouldn’t be a bad idea to find out if this recent good behavior isn’t just to lull you into a false sense of security…
Note: As a holiday present to us, celebrities lent their voices! No wait, that’s a lie. They were impersonated, as usual.
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Tags: cakefarts, dirty ole santa, episode 5, frank jones, holiday, liza minnelli, podcast, zombie assholes
One from the vaults…
Posted by characters | Filed under Uncategorized
Oh, hi again! It’s me, your LFA Historian speaking to you from inside the belly of the beast, also known as the Laugh Force Alpha Comedy Vault. My Mom’s in here somewhere. I think she might be buried under that giant pile of mini-discs. Me, I’m wading waist deep though these old cassette tapes. You know, 99% of the bits on these tapes are absolute crap, which is why I unspool most of ‘em and wrap the tape around my body as if trying to mummify myself. It’s a peculiar fetish, but I like it. There are, however, some pearls amidst the swine, much like the tape I have for you today. This one’s SO good, that the mere thought of wrapping this one around my Johnson, fills me with shame not felt since my youth, ogling the ladies in the Sears underwear catalog. Here’s some more Random Protesting Hippie for ya! Enjoy! …Mom? If you’re still alive… make me some Spaghettios!
Random Protesting Hippie: The Case of the Yellow Snow Balls
One from the vaults…
Posted by characters | Filed under Characters
Oh hello there! It’s the Laugh Force Alpha Historian here, speaking to you live from a secret vault 13 miles below the moon’s surface. My mom lives here with me. It’s my job to archive the thousands of lost LFA classics and then bring YOU the cream of the crap. It’s a decent life. My mom’s baking a broccoli cheese casserole. I like it! Here’s something else I like, it’s a dusty old CD-R containing an episode of Random Protesting Hippie. I found it holding up the short leg of an old ping pong table. Enjoy! …MOM! Did you put mushrooms in the casserole? Cause if you did, I hope you enjoy explosive decompression!
Random Protesting Hippie: The Carmel Corn Holocaust
Tags: Carmel Corn, Random Protesting Hippie, Some Old Bullsh*t