Archive for January, 2010
Another jewel from the vault
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Oh, hello again. I’m your LFA Historian, and right now I’m perfecting my newest invention. It’s a radio/time machine. I like it! What’s it do, ya ask? You’re just like my mom. Always nagging me with your questions.
Did you make your bed? Is the laundry folded into perfect geometric shapes? Where did you hide my insulin?!?
Well luckily, you’re not my mom, so I WILL answer your question. Laugh Force Alpha is a comedy institution that’s been producing the ha-ha’s since 1902. Well unfortunately all the old vinyl recordings were lost in the great thermostat debate of 1927. This is where MY invention comes into play. With this baby I can pluck radio waves out of the air anywhere in the galaxy, no matter how old the signal might be. Well, here goes nothin’! I present to you, the first LFA sketch ever broadcast. It’s The Larry Langston’s Lower Lumbar Lube Comedy Hour! (Not really an hour, more like 2 minutes.) ENJOY!
MOM? Did you just find your insulin? I should’ve hid it someplace you’d never look… like under the bar of soap.