Archive for February, 2010
Frank from the Vault
Posted by characters | Filed under Uncategorized
LFA Historian here, and boy do I have big news. While shoveling some old Laugh Force Alpha memorabilia into the furnace for warmth today, mostly old Cowboy brand Rectal Thermometers that they took off the market for giving folks mercury poisoning after they shattered in peoples asses, which I do believe every last one did, well it was under all that malarkey that I found a trap door that led to hidden temple filled with horrible booby traps. Cautiously I descended into the temple. My Mom came with me. Well, someone had to make the sandwiches! Well after riding the cart through the fiery mine shaft, hopscotching the name of Mohamed over the bottomless pit, taking the invisible escalator, and then subsequently being chased by a giant rolling boulder that crushed my Mom, well friends, it was there that I found myself in a secret chamber that held the Holy Grail and an old Frank Jones 8-Track tape. Well the Knight of the Templar said I could only choose one or the other, so needless to say I hoofed it outta there with a fistful of Super Villain in Training.
You know, Frank Jones was a much different villain years ago. The Super Villain sketches of yore, or as I like to call them, Frank Jones: The College Years, were less concerned with total world domination, and more obsessed with annoying the general population. Here’s a clip of Frank working at the BMV. I like it! Why Mom, you haven’t looked THIS thin in years!
Frank Jones: Super Villain in Training - Episode 2: The BMV
Episode 6: All You Need is Love… and a Corporate-Ordered Intervention
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Podcasts
Why is everyone on this space station avoiding you? Every time you stumble upon someone, they scatter like cockroaches, giggling and mumbling about Valentine’s Day and medieval weaponry. Hmm. Now you smell something in the air. You’re pretty sure it’s not love…
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Tags: 1950s sex, disinterested diamonds, episode 6, frank jones, love, love doctor, podcast, ted roberts, valentine