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Episode 7: Brought to You By…
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Podcasts
Great. Looks like a new billboard popped up overnight, and this one’s hawking a posturepedic bed of nails that claims better lumbar support and bacne-battling capabilities. This is getting ridiculous. Where are these things coming from, and why? Guess it’s time to track down Swiss and the Unibrowed Oil Child…
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Episode 4: Extra-Terrestrial Bondage
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Podcasts
Gah! Cripes! Fell into another hole… Is the Fortress of Laughitude that poorly constructed? No, this looks like it has been dug recently by someone who wears a lot of Skin Bracer cologne. Now, what’s that playing over the ship’s intercom system? Sounds like a shrill prospecting tune. Better check it out…
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Episode 1: Welcome Aboard!
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Welcome to the Fortress of Laughitude! Please, pay no mind to the chunk of the hull that broke off when you docked. Also, feel free to ignore the warnings about an imminent reactor meltdown. It’s just in need of some standard maintenance. You’ll need to meet up with Swiss for some orientation. Just follow the scent of cheese, chocolate, and secure money to the most neutral-looking guy you can find. He’ll give you the V.I.P tour…
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