Posts Tagged ‘frank jones’
Episode 6: All You Need is Love… and a Corporate-Ordered Intervention
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Why is everyone on this space station avoiding you? Every time you stumble upon someone, they scatter like cockroaches, giggling and mumbling about Valentine’s Day and medieval weaponry. Hmm. Now you smell something in the air. You’re pretty sure it’s not love…
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Tags: 1950s sex, disinterested diamonds, episode 6, frank jones, love, love doctor, podcast, ted roberts, valentine
Episode 5: Merry, Happy, HOLIDAY SEASON!
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Something’s wrong. There has been a significant decline in anger-based activity aboard the Fortress of Laughitude. The crew hasn’t been this mellow since the time the runoff from Rainbow Sunflower’s hydroponics garden mixed with the drinking water. Heck, D.I.E. hasn’t even locked you in the Depressurizer lately. Not that you mind this, but it wouldn’t be a bad idea to find out if this recent good behavior isn’t just to lull you into a false sense of security…
Note: As a holiday present to us, celebrities lent their voices! No wait, that’s a lie. They were impersonated, as usual.
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Tags: cakefarts, dirty ole santa, episode 5, frank jones, holiday, liza minnelli, podcast, zombie assholes
Episode 2 Deleted Scene: Frank and Malthor’s Rip-Off Rap Cabaret
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After listening to Episode 37: Act Two of Frank Jones: Super Villain in Training, were you craving more lyrical jibba-jabba from Frank and Malthor? If so, you are in luck. Frank and Malthor’s Rap Rip-Off Cabaret extends beyond what was in the episode and includes a greater smattering of unabashed 1990s era rap/hip-hop plagiarism. We had to cut this from the “official” episode because we simply can’t afford lawsuits from more than one washed-up rapper at a time.
Frank Jones and Malthor Rap Rip-Off Cabaret
Tags: cabaret, deleted, frank jones, malthor, rap
A Message from the Henchman Malthor
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From the Desk Re-purposed Milk Crate of Malthor:
Hello everyone. Malthor here, and today I need to talk to you about something very important: Twitter. Now first, let me say that Twitter is in fact one of the least important things in this world. I might also say that Twitter is on of the most mind destroyingly stupid inventions ever birthed by man in the whole of human history. However, my discount therapist says I need an outlet to vent the frustrations I have over my roommate/villainous employer. As she was squatting to pick up a fresh dollar bill off the stage with neither her hands nor feet, she suggested that I use Twitter as a way to express myself. She says I keep too much inside and that I should be an exhibitionist… or was it an extravert? Anyway, as per her suggestion, I will be posting my deepest and darkest thoughts and feelings on my Twitter page for all to see. If you have a question or comment, let it fly. I may respond, or I mayn’t. I hope that this will assist me well in the bettering of my mental health. With your help, and the help of Twitter, I may one day be able to get a lap dance without crying hysterically.
Endlessly an Indentured Servant to Frank Jones,
Malthor the Indignant
http://twitter.com/HenchmanMalthor
Tags: frank jones, Lap dance, malthor, Twitter
Frank Jones and Henchman Malthor Go to Chuuuch
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Characters
Last week’s Number One Single playing on late-nigh easy-listening radio stations in Khartoum, it’s “Going to Chuuch” by Frank Jones: Super Villain in Training and Henchman Malthor! Download to your digital media-playing device the tune that is being listened to by certain people in war-torn countries around the world!
Frank and Malthor Go to Chuuuch
Tags: chuuuch, diggity, frank jones, malthor, rap