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Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Crew
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day from your Laugh Force Alpha Friends! Here, at The Fortress of Laughitude, we go the extra mile to celebrate such a venerable holiday. I, the Unibrowed Oil Child, will spend my entire day sailing the high digital seas pirating music. Fuck you Lars Ulrich, ya scurvy dog!
Captain Fuckin’ D is hosting a party tonight on the bridge, for it is the only place on the station with wooden planking and a steering wheel.
Rainbow Sunflower fashioned a plank for the festivities, made entirely of post-consumer waste. Do Pirates consume peyote? Because Rainbow Sunflower is through half a cactus already!
Cowboy planned weeks in advance for this celebration, bringing aboard a cadre of Pirate Hookers. Yar indeed.
Swiss came dressed for the occasion as the rare Lederhosen Pirate.
For a limited time only, Dr. Ivanna Herchu is offering a discount on amputations, and with every purchase, you get a free peg leg or hook hand!
Botwi flooded the station with parrots (she thinks they’re cute, go figure). The smell is overpowering, and it sounds like we’re on board with a thousand Gilbert Gottfrieds.
And Sleazor is going to be an ass pirate to some ten-year-old.
Enjoy the greatest holiday ever, and may your timbers be shivered, ya lilly-livered landlubbers!