Posts Tagged ‘malthor’
He is risen… FROM THE GRAAAAVE!!!
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Oh, hello there. I’m Malthor, henchman to the stars. Frank Jones is making me post this picture he made in celebration of his favorite holiday of the year: Zombie Jesus Day. It was supposedly on this day a couple thousand years ago that our lord and savior rose from the grave to feast on the brains of the non-believers. Now every year, Frank makes us dress up like zombies to roam through Jewish neighborhoods and go knocking door to door demanding potato pancakes as retribution. Mostly, all we ever get is shot at. I hate Zombie Jesus Day almost as much as I hate Shank the Irish Day.
Looking awful in green skin paint,
Malthor the Indignant
Tags: frank jones, Irish, Jesus, malthor, Potato pancakes, zombie
Episode 2 Deleted Scene: Frank and Malthor’s Rip-Off Rap Cabaret
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After listening to Episode 37: Act Two of Frank Jones: Super Villain in Training, were you craving more lyrical jibba-jabba from Frank and Malthor? If so, you are in luck. Frank and Malthor’s Rap Rip-Off Cabaret extends beyond what was in the episode and includes a greater smattering of unabashed 1990s era rap/hip-hop plagiarism. We had to cut this from the “official” episode because we simply can’t afford lawsuits from more than one washed-up rapper at a time.
Frank Jones and Malthor Rap Rip-Off Cabaret
Tags: cabaret, deleted, frank jones, malthor, rap
A Message from the Henchman Malthor
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From the Desk Re-purposed Milk Crate of Malthor:
Hello everyone. Malthor here, and today I need to talk to you about something very important: Twitter. Now first, let me say that Twitter is in fact one of the least important things in this world. I might also say that Twitter is on of the most mind destroyingly stupid inventions ever birthed by man in the whole of human history. However, my discount therapist says I need an outlet to vent the frustrations I have over my roommate/villainous employer. As she was squatting to pick up a fresh dollar bill off the stage with neither her hands nor feet, she suggested that I use Twitter as a way to express myself. She says I keep too much inside and that I should be an exhibitionist… or was it an extravert? Anyway, as per her suggestion, I will be posting my deepest and darkest thoughts and feelings on my Twitter page for all to see. If you have a question or comment, let it fly. I may respond, or I mayn’t. I hope that this will assist me well in the bettering of my mental health. With your help, and the help of Twitter, I may one day be able to get a lap dance without crying hysterically.
Endlessly an Indentured Servant to Frank Jones,
Malthor the Indignant
http://twitter.com/HenchmanMalthor
Tags: frank jones, Lap dance, malthor, Twitter
Frank Jones and Henchman Malthor Go to Chuuuch
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Characters
Last week’s Number One Single playing on late-nigh easy-listening radio stations in Khartoum, it’s “Going to Chuuch” by Frank Jones: Super Villain in Training and Henchman Malthor! Download to your digital media-playing device the tune that is being listened to by certain people in war-torn countries around the world!
Frank and Malthor Go to Chuuuch
Tags: chuuuch, diggity, frank jones, malthor, rap