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Episode 6: All You Need is Love… and a Corporate-Ordered Intervention
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Why is everyone on this space station avoiding you? Every time you stumble upon someone, they scatter like cockroaches, giggling and mumbling about Valentine’s Day and medieval weaponry. Hmm. Now you smell something in the air. You’re pretty sure it’s not love…
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Tags: 1950s sex, disinterested diamonds, episode 6, frank jones, love, love doctor, podcast, ted roberts, valentine
Episode 5: Merry, Happy, HOLIDAY SEASON!
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Something’s wrong. There has been a significant decline in anger-based activity aboard the Fortress of Laughitude. The crew hasn’t been this mellow since the time the runoff from Rainbow Sunflower’s hydroponics garden mixed with the drinking water. Heck, D.I.E. hasn’t even locked you in the Depressurizer lately. Not that you mind this, but it wouldn’t be a bad idea to find out if this recent good behavior isn’t just to lull you into a false sense of security…
Note: As a holiday present to us, celebrities lent their voices! No wait, that’s a lie. They were impersonated, as usual.
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Tags: cakefarts, dirty ole santa, episode 5, frank jones, holiday, liza minnelli, podcast, zombie assholes
Episode 4: Extra-Terrestrial Bondage
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Gah! Cripes! Fell into another hole… Is the Fortress of Laughitude that poorly constructed? No, this looks like it has been dug recently by someone who wears a lot of Skin Bracer cologne. Now, what’s that playing over the ship’s intercom system? Sounds like a shrill prospecting tune. Better check it out…
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Tags: alien, cocaine pushing scotsman, cock gobblers, episode 4, midgets in space, podcast, slurpy
Episode 3: OMF Lasers! Pew! Pew!
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What’s that noise? Is the Unibrowed Oil Child watching Space Mutiny, starring Reb Brown, at top volume again? No, those sound like real weapons. Are hostile forces invading the Fortress of Laughitude? If so, who would actually want possession of this rusty tub? It’s time to find out what’s going on. Put on your tinfoil helmet and stay low to the ground…
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Episode 2: Toilet Troubles
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Do you suppose they forgot about you? They seemed so cool when they said you could bunk in the janitor’s closet, but why would they forget to give you the key code to the doors? That would have come in awfully handy when D.I.E. “accidentally” locked you in. Then you wouldn’t have had to resort to doing what you did in order to survive. Find a way out, find Swiss, and find some answers…
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