Posts Tagged ‘unibrow’
The King of Pop is Dead
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Crew
Michael Jackson died yesterday at UCLA Medical Center. He was 50.
I guess Sleazor just lost a pen pal.
Tags: child, michael jackson, oil, unibrow
Mmm, Padma Lakshmi…Oh, Dear God No!!!!
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Crew
Okay, so here I am on a Friday night searching desperately for more videos of Padma Lakshmi (of Hardee’s commercial and evidently book-writing fame) soul-kissing condiments, when I come across this guy. Needless to say, I put my pants back on.
Incidentally, if anyone comes across a video of Padma wrestling a ten-foot tall chocolate Easter Bunny under the Southwest sun, please let me know.
Tags: burger, hardees, lakshmi, leg, licking, padma, unibrow