Hi! Now, Shut Up!
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Respect your elders! You know who doesn’t? Those Laugh Force Alpha jerks! They tricked me into harvesting 50 gallons of highlighter ink, only to throw me a lemon party afterward, so I sued their pants off! Except they liked not wearing pants… so I sued them again! Now they have to let me type whatever I feel like on their stupid website! But right now I feel like that triple-stuffed burrito is forcing its way through me… I’ll be back soon, though, and you better be ready to listen!
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Fresh from our brain oven…
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Enjoy!
Cocaine Pushing Scotsman Wishes You All A Very Merry X-Mas!
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Well, children, it’s that time of the year again, and nothin’ gets me nose a twingin’ like the sight and the smell of all that fresh powder falling from the sky on the night before X-Mas. It being that generous season, I want to tell ye a story about my childhood. It’s the only present you’re gettin’ from ME this year, so count yer fuckin’ blessings ya filthy twaters!
Cocaine Pushing Scotsman: The Origin
Merry X-Mas ya bastards!
Episode 8: Big Babies
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What’s with all of these UN delegates aboard the Fortress of Laughitude? Don’t they realize that misfortune befalls the “guests” of this place? Perhaps, they’ve come to their senses and are finally pulling the plug on this operation? Wait a minute. What’s that noise? It’s muffled screaming… very nasally muffled screaming. The Unibrowed Oil Child must be having another temper tantrum. Ah well, better check it out. It might be connected…
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Tags: auntie riboflavin, babies, babysitter, civil war letters, episode 8, frank jones
Frank Jones: Deleted Love Song
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Frank Jones, smitten with his lovely new robot wife, V.A.L., sings her a post coital love ballad that ended up on our cutting room floor.
Enjoy, and please stay tuned this Friday for Episode 8 of Laugh Force Alpha featuring the thrilling conclusion of Frank Jones and his robo-spouse!
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