Fast Five Trailer - Laugh Force Alpha Style
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Here what all the critics who were forced to watch this movie because it’s their job think about Hollywood’s latest action blockbuster!
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Flannel Died With Kurt Cobain, You Thrift Store Bastards!
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Hi! Now, Shut Up!
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Respect your elders! You know who doesn’t? Those Laugh Force Alpha jerks! They tricked me into harvesting 50 gallons of highlighter ink, only to throw me a lemon party afterward, so I sued their pants off! Except they liked not wearing pants… so I sued them again! Now they have to let me type whatever I feel like on their stupid website! But right now I feel like that triple-stuffed burrito is forcing its way through me… I’ll be back soon, though, and you better be ready to listen!
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Fresh from our brain oven…
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Enjoy!
Cocaine Pushing Scotsman Wishes You All A Very Merry X-Mas!
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Well, children, it’s that time of the year again, and nothin’ gets me nose a twingin’ like the sight and the smell of all that fresh powder falling from the sky on the night before X-Mas. It being that generous season, I want to tell ye a story about my childhood. It’s the only present you’re gettin’ from ME this year, so count yer fuckin’ blessings ya filthy twaters!
Cocaine Pushing Scotsman: The Origin
Merry X-Mas ya bastards!