Episode 7: Brought to You By…
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Podcasts
Great. Looks like a new billboard popped up overnight, and this one’s hawking a posturepedic bed of nails that claims better lumbar support and bacne-battling capabilities. This is getting ridiculous. Where are these things coming from, and why? Guess it’s time to track down Swiss and the Unibrowed Oil Child…
iTunes
Podtrac Player
Tags: advertising, amazing products, billboard, cock gobblers, corporate, daily grind, darryl motors, denise richards, disinterested diamonds, episode 7, kadouche, sponsor, supreme court rumble
A Collection Call to Darth Vader
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Characters
Economic turmoil is not unique to these times, or this galaxy for that matter. Recessions were present a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, and even the Dark Lord of the Sith was not immune to their effects.
A Collection Call to Darth Vader
Tags: collection, darth vader, recession, stimulus
He is risen… FROM THE GRAAAAVE!!!
Posted by characters | Filed under Characters
Oh, hello there. I’m Malthor, henchman to the stars. Frank Jones is making me post this picture he made in celebration of his favorite holiday of the year: Zombie Jesus Day. It was supposedly on this day a couple thousand years ago that our lord and savior rose from the grave to feast on the brains of the non-believers. Now every year, Frank makes us dress up like zombies to roam through Jewish neighborhoods and go knocking door to door demanding potato pancakes as retribution. Mostly, all we ever get is shot at. I hate Zombie Jesus Day almost as much as I hate Shank the Irish Day.
Looking awful in green skin paint,
Malthor the Indignant
Tags: frank jones, Irish, Jesus, malthor, Potato pancakes, zombie
Frank from the Vault
Posted by characters | Filed under Uncategorized
LFA Historian here, and boy do I have big news. While shoveling some old Laugh Force Alpha memorabilia into the furnace for warmth today, mostly old Cowboy brand Rectal Thermometers that they took off the market for giving folks mercury poisoning after they shattered in peoples asses, which I do believe every last one did, well it was under all that malarkey that I found a trap door that led to hidden temple filled with horrible booby traps. Cautiously I descended into the temple. My Mom came with me. Well, someone had to make the sandwiches! Well after riding the cart through the fiery mine shaft, hopscotching the name of Mohamed over the bottomless pit, taking the invisible escalator, and then subsequently being chased by a giant rolling boulder that crushed my Mom, well friends, it was there that I found myself in a secret chamber that held the Holy Grail and an old Frank Jones 8-Track tape. Well the Knight of the Templar said I could only choose one or the other, so needless to say I hoofed it outta there with a fistful of Super Villain in Training.
You know, Frank Jones was a much different villain years ago. The Super Villain sketches of yore, or as I like to call them, Frank Jones: The College Years, were less concerned with total world domination, and more obsessed with annoying the general population. Here’s a clip of Frank working at the BMV. I like it! Why Mom, you haven’t looked THIS thin in years!
Frank Jones: Super Villain in Training - Episode 2: The BMV
Episode 6: All You Need is Love… and a Corporate-Ordered Intervention
Posted by Unibrowed Oilchild | Filed under Podcasts
Why is everyone on this space station avoiding you? Every time you stumble upon someone, they scatter like cockroaches, giggling and mumbling about Valentine’s Day and medieval weaponry. Hmm. Now you smell something in the air. You’re pretty sure it’s not love…
iTunes
Podtrac Player
Tags: 1950s sex, disinterested diamonds, episode 6, frank jones, love, love doctor, podcast, ted roberts, valentine