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In space, no one can hear you scream. This was scientifically proven in 1959 when NASA scientists, fed up with Bumba the Space Chimp’s verbal assaults, welded the primate into the Explorer 4.25 and blasted him into space. Upon reaching orbit, they slowly depressurized the cabin, all while mocking Bumba in song.
In space, no one can hear you scream… but can they hear you laugh? That’s what the scientific community now intends to find out. Either that, or they want to be rid of a band of miscreants, some of whom share the same hygienic qualities of dearly departed Bumba. Exiled to orbit the Moon in a decrepit space station, these cretins are tasked to research the “Universal Origins of Comedy” and transmit their findings back to Earth.
By the way, don’t feel sorry for Bumba. He was a raging alcoholic and frequently punched his pregnant chimp wife in the baby.
Episode 5: Merry, Happy, HOLIDAY SEASON!
Something’s wrong. There has been a significant decline in anger-based activity aboard the Fortress of Laughitude. The crew hasn’t been this mellow since the time the runoff from Rainbow Sunflower’s hydroponics garden mixed with the drinking water. Heck, D.I.E. hasn’t even locked you in the Depressurizer lately. Not that you mind this, but it wouldn’t be a bad idea to find out if this recent good behavior isn’t just to lull you into a false sense of security…
Note: As a holiday present to us, celebrities lent their voices! No wait, that’s a lie. They were impersonated, as usual.
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Episode 4: Extra-Terrestrial Bondage
Gah! Cripes! Fell into another hole… Is the Fortress of Laughitude that poorly constructed? No, this looks like it has been dug recently by someone who wears a lot of Skin Bracer cologne. Now, what’s that playing over the ship’s intercom system? Sounds like a shrill prospecting tune. Better check it out…
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Episode 3: OMF Lasers! Pew! Pew!
What’s that noise? Is the Unibrowed Oil Child watching Space Mutiny, starring Reb Brown, at top volume again? No, those sound like real weapons. Are hostile forces invading the Fortress of Laughitude? If so, who would actually want possession of this rusty tub? It’s time to find out what’s going on. Put on your tinfoil helmet and stay low to the ground…
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Episode 2: Toilet Troubles
Do you suppose they forgot about you? They seemed so cool when they said you could bunk in the janitor’s closet, but why would they forget to give you the key code to the doors? That would have come in awfully handy when D.I.E. “accidentally” locked you in. Then you wouldn’t have had to resort to doing what you did in order to survive. Find a way out, find Swiss, and find some answers…
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Episode 1: Welcome Aboard!
Welcome to the Fortress of Laughitude! Please, pay no mind to the chunk of the hull that broke off when you docked. Also, feel free to ignore the warnings about an imminent reactor meltdown. It’s just in need of some standard maintenance. You’ll need to meet up with Swiss for some orientation. Just follow the scent of cheese, chocolate, and secure money to the most neutral-looking guy you can find. He’ll give you the V.I.P tour…